This is from a Joel Stein in Sunday's Post-Gazette. Does it work for you?
He's effete
He's well-dressed. He eats arugula — which he buys at Whole Foods. He mocks those who use guns. He is, as we mentioned, quite thin. He may only be half-black, but he's three-quarters gay.
Eh.
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Works for me. It sounds like a take-off on the Seinfeld episode where everyone thinks he and George are gay because Jerry is single, neat, thin, and mid-thirities. Not that there's anything wrong with that.