Sometimes greed can be a dyke's best friend. In this case, it means Joey Porter will take his trash-talking bigotry and hit the road for greener pastures. I don't care if he made 879 tackles last year and was Most Valuable Stud three years running or even if he did single-handedly hold back the entire Steeler team so Jerome Bettis could have his moment in the sun … I don't even care that his team mug shot is plastered all over the city on the anti-homicide billboards urging people to report murders.
I think we're better off without him and his arrogant disrespect for any creature other than himself. We are not fans of Joey Porter.
This lesbian couldn't be happier.
h/t Pitt Girl