Not only do I finally have a reason to justify that I like the tune, but the “Word Crimes” described in the lyrics are just awesome. I violate many of them everyday. On this here blog. But I still skew toward the smug side when it comes to grammar.
I’d much rather deal with the “Word Crime” police (note which rule I just violated) than the people who irrationally scream “Don’t police my language.” We need some policing because Americans are butchering out language. Ha!