Pittsburgh’s Lesbian Barbie

This came from a friend amidst all sorts of stereotypical Pittsburgh Barbie types.  I thought it was pretty funny …

“Point Breeze Barbie”

This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,

arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her

Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Point Breeze Barbies

and the optional Subaru wagon,  you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.