Greetings from the official pet delegate of the Pittsburgh lesbian correspondents!
2005 was a year of change for Miss Mona. I moved to a nice new home with a big back yard, soft blue couch and another person to tend to my every whim. In the process, I acquired 4 more cats to deal with bringing my nuisance factor up to a solid 7. Yes, 7 vile creatures to interfere with my napping, steal my victuals, and occupy prime lap space.
Moving on … being the pet delegate requires a lot of work on my part. I must greet offiicial LGBT envoys, maintain constant communication with the canine community and try not to alienate the felines who seem to be popular in the queer community — who knows why?!?!?!?!
My resolution for 2006 is very simple. I need more naps to maintain my good looks.